The funny side of Karma
Karma has no menu, you get served what you deserve!
Whether or not you believe in Karma as a spiritual or humanistic idea, it’s worth considering how you behave as you go about your life, and whether or not that behavior might be bringing good – or bad – energy your way. Certainly, if nothing else, the concept of Karma tends to make us all a bit more aware of our choices. Here is a list of some funny, amusing and clever quotes regarding the idea of karma – Sit back and enjoy as you read through!!!
“Maybe Karma wouldn’t be so nasty if we stopped calling her a bitch. No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up themselves and if you’re lucky, God will let you watch.”
“It’s not my place to judge you, because a bigger force will do that, just know that you created your reputation and caused your own Karma!”
“When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there…just in case it needs help.” “It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.”
“Karma is a female, sometimes she waits a while but when she’s ready she gets you.
“Remember the unkindness, dishonesty, and deception you display toward others…dont be shocked when it comes back to bite you.”
“It’s just one tragedy after another. You don’t know if you are burning off some bad Karma from a prior life or died and went to hell.”
“Karma is the universal law of cause and effect. You reap what you sow. You get what you earn. You are what you eat. If you give love, you get love. Revenge returns itself upon the avenger. What goes around comes around.”
“Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma… chamelion; You come and go, you come and go. Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams, Red gold and green, red gold and green.”
“The law of Karma is the principle of cosmic justice that holds that all good actions will be rewarded and that all wicked actions will be punished. Sometime. Somehow. Somewhere.”
“Think about Karma as a bank. The Karma Bank is an impartial, honorable, incorruptible, infallible solid establishment. Every single person in the whole universe has an account in this colossal depository. Each time you perform a positive action, you add good Karma to your account. Every negative action that you perform produces bad Karma. The ultimate goal is to have your account in perfect balance. When this is achieved, you will have mastered your Karma.”